This is a special presentation of an NSFW piece of adult fan fiction titled The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Last Minute Submission by Eli Thunder written by Rae Pendergrass (@sharkespearean) and performed by her during Pen & Kink Round 1: Adult Fan Fiction World Championships.
This is presented with Rae's permission and the permissions of @Plus2Comedy and @FlyingVTheatre.
This has been a Froods for Thought production.
This is a special presentation of an NSFW piece of adult fan fiction titled The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Last Minute Submission by Eli Thunder written by Rae Pendergrass (@sharkespearean) and performed by her during Pen & Kink Round 1: Adult Fan Fiction World Championships.
This is presented with Rae's permission and the permissions of @Plus2Comedy and @FlyingVTheatre.
This has been a Froods for Thought production.
Hey Jeff how are you I'm doing great Brian how are you I'm ready to hit the panic button whenever you say so why are you going to hit the panic button so I don't know cuz we're about to talk about some adult content yes yes we are through and listen to every disturbing word of this adult FanFiction twice as well 3 times maybe 45 well I definitely listen to it 3 times today so first and foremost I want to mention that this episode is not safe for work that is why I included the capitalized NSFW in the title that was not a joke that's not for small children it's not oh wait did I say that other one was first forget what I said they're this this is first and foremost first and foremost we would like to thank plus to Comedy out of Philadelphia the Flying V theater out of Montgomery County Maryland or I like how they say it the DMV area DC Maryland Virginia and we want to especially thank Ray Pendergrass for allowing us to share this piece of adult-fanfiction with our listeners each of them could be found on Twitter app plus to Comedy using the number to at Flying V theater and at sharks. That's Shakespearean with an R it's awesome gray seems to change her Twitter display name frequently when I searched for her using her real name I was able to find her easily because her real name was her display name as you heard her Twitter handle is at sharks. Without her real name as a display name I may have had a little bit of difficulty making sure it was her shortly after I contacted her I saw that her display Picture yes blank she posted a picture of a form like an online form that you fill out that had a box for a name and in I saw that her display name changed I'll try not to take that personally she changed her display name to the word blank also posted a picture yes blank she posted a picture of a form like an odd formatting fill out that had a box for a name and in the Box it said cannot be blank her comment was don't let anyone tell you who you can't be oh my gosh did you meet someone that's like has the same brain as you because that is a nice powerful message and it reminded me of few years ago that I posted a picture of a package of shredded cheese that was labeled for potatoes and casserole and I posted the picture of it with a comment that said don't tell me how to use my cheese but now I learned the better post would have been don't let anyone tell you how to use your cheese that's right then end when we're all like that I don't even remember where do you there when we got that might be a different company when I got a book called who moved your cheese do we both get that same but I did not get their foot but you were telling me you got that book all right what are we start back at the beginning year let's go back while I've got one more thing to put in into me I was at the beginning but okay as of this recording her display name on Twitter is ungovernable and on butter bowl in 2022 I will accept the ungovernable however one thing the movie Last Tango in Paris taught me is that everything is butter herbal even a Pop-Tart okay you saw a different movie than I did I want you looking over your shoulder over sensationalization and gratuitousness are serious news and entertainment media problems in all parts of the world and it is in order that this situation should not be in any way exacerbated the following facts will now be revealed in advance the following 2 minutes and 4 seconds happened after the official recording of this episode part of the conversation and the things that were said fall outside the strict parameters we have set for this podcast even though it may be considered offensive we felt it should be included here to provide context to the previous comments listener discretion is advised obviously I don't know what you're going to say and it isn't very often that I think I am so completely dumbstruck bucket what you said but have to do with Last Tango in Paris it has nothing to do with Last Tango in Paris but it if if like me and I'm assuming like a larger part of our audience you happen to be a fan of The Simpsons okay they sing a song about putting butter on a Pop-Tart and I don't know if you've ever heard it but it's pretty it was a cultural reference meant to appeal to our audience and I don't know I Last Tango in Paris and if I've seen that movie it would have had it been 30 years ago I don't remember any butter scene and if I did see it I probably didn't see an unedited version so if it's on something private I wouldn't have seen that for sure all right so they're getting all hot and heavy and he's trying to f*** this woman in the ass only it's not lubricated enough so he reaches up on the table and he grabs a great big stick of butter and shove it up her ass first and then they go at it so therefore you saying even a Pop-Tart at that moment you can't script it well I clearly have not seen that part or that scene in that movie but anyway is he never seen the movie haven't heard about that scene maybe I didn't but the rest of us who haven't heard about that scene run Haven't heard about that seem run on the start putting book once again we wish to apologize for having mistaken The Simpsons for Family Guy this air is nearly unforgivable and we hope no one was offended let's go back to the beginning where did you want to go back to well leave now described all the people that you met in the process but you actually haven't told anybody what the process was so I will try to explain what happened that led to this bonus episode when we started this podcast there was no intentions of doing bonus episodes but we did one right away for Thanksgiving and then Christmas and they were funded do so to keep it going I'm always on the lookout for a topic and sometimes one just brings up and slaps you in the face I can't help but you personally are being slapped in the face I want to be around you being slapped in the face with this stuff one of my favorite podcast to follow is stay doomed by plus two comedy TV shows that ran for one season or less and they decide kind of a Woulda Coulda Shoulda about its cancellation I discovered them a few years ago while visiting you when we went to the Wizard World in Philadelphia and we attended one of their panels do right when this podcast goes down Hiatus they will still put out episodes from other things that plus to Comedy is doing in December they replayed the row adult-fanfiction World Championships which is hosted by the Flying V theater and was held in October it's always entertaining I listen to it every time they put it out this year to my surprise the winner of the first competition I listened to was titled The Hitchhiker's Guide to last minute submission by Eli Thunder written and performed by Ray Pendergrass it was about the last thing that I expected to hear and I thought it would make a great bonus episode so what did you think of that idea Brian full of course you inform me of that what you found and you sent me the link and I listened intently to everything that Ray was recording and I was quite surprised it was it was quite entertaining it was very entertaining do want to make it clear that I understand that the internet is probably full of hitchhiker's fan fish in traditional as well as adult as well as other genres I can only imagine we are not going down that hole just yet you don't want to record about the furry version anyway we're not going to do that for at least probably 2 years if this project of ours last that long there you go I just want you all to understand the tone of this podcast is not going to change and this can be considered a one-off episode here's the basic story this is basically the story of an author be like thunder with an imminent deadlines trying inadequately to write a piece of adult FanFiction in case the NSFW warning has somehow been missed I would just like to let any kids that might be listening that in a minute or so a nice lady is going to tell a silly story that has a part where a rooster and a kitty cat are friends oh okay a giant space kitty cat giant giant black space kitty cat yes oh boy are normal podcast hopefully has everybody pre listen to read or watch the same material and then we discuss it and dissected giving our opinions of The Good The Bad and The uncertain we are not going to have any discussion about this afterward this is just our Valentine's Day gift to you and enjoy.